Upload one photo of your favorite face, pick an absurd art style, and we'll immortalize them on a mug before they can legally object. The perfect gift for someone who has everything except humility.
Takes 90 seconds · no artistic talent required · press Enter to advance
"Dave, Regional Manager", oil on canvas
One clear photo of their face. We shrink it right here on your device — nobody needs to upload a 48-megapixel RAW of their brunch.
A sentence or two. Our gift oracle reads it and suggests the vessel of maximum comedic impact.
Every style rendered from their actual face. Previews are low-res and watermarked; the museum-grade 300-DPI version is unlocked at checkout.
Printed on demand, shipped from the facility nearest your victim. We hold zero inventory and even fewer regrets.
Three cards from their deck — rendered from the demo gentleman. Upload their photo in Step 1 and these repaint with their actual face.
How it plays: draw a card, act out the scene, say absolutely nothing. Your loved ones scream "DAVE!" at escalating volume until someone names the deed. Most cards by the end of the evening wins the tuck box; everyone else claims they weren't really trying.
All 48 scenes are painted with their face — a different scene of them on every card in the deck. Preview the full deck & play a free round →
One Ceremonial Mug, bearing their likeness in the style of The Renaissance Noble.
Final 300-DPI render happens only after payment clears — previews cost us pennies, masterpieces cost us slightly more pennies.
